Heaven and Hell

• all the police are German;
• the British are the chefs;
• the Norwegians are the singers;
• the French are in charge of organisation;
• the Australians are the lovers;
• the Swiss run the navy;
• the Americans are the brewers;
• the Belgians put up the signposts;
• all the comedians are Swedish;
• the South Africans are in charge of racial integration;
• the only logic is Irish;
• the speech therapists are Scottish;
• the Ethiopians are in charge of agricultural policy;
• the Italians run the armed forces;
• the Indians are in charge of birth control;
• the tour companies are run by Icelanders;
• all the economists are Brazilian;
• the Serbs are in charge of human rights;
• the Spanish are the road builders;
• all the orphanages are run by Romanians;
• ...and the common language is Dutch;

• the Germans are in charge of the organisation;
• all the police are British;
• all the environmentalists are Norwegian;
• the French are the chefs;
• the Swiss are the bankers;
• all the salesmen are American;
• the Belgians make the chocolate;
• the Swedes are the lovers;
• the goldmines are run by South Africans;
• all the storytellers are Irish;
• all the distillers are Scottish;
• the opera singers are Italian;
• the Danes are the brewers;
• all the spices are provided by Indians;
• the fishermen are Icelandic;
• all the footballers are Brazilian;
• the Spanish run the holiday resorts;
• and the Dutch are the merchants.