Questions!

This young boy asks his grandmother how old she is. She answers, ‘You aren’t supposed to ask a lady that. So the boy says, Well then, how much do you weigh? The grandmother says, You aren’t supposed to ask a lady that either. Go get the candy out of my purse and then go outside to play.

A little while later, the boy comes back and tells her, Grandma, I know how old you are and how much you weigh, ‘cause I found your driver’s licence. And Grandma... you got an F in sex!