Quotes

"All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy." -Spike Milligan

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"It takes at least 12 inches to rule the world." -attila

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"Forget low fat. My father used to take them hamburgers right off the grill, 95 percent fat, the other 5 percent lighter fluid." -Jack Coen

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"A friend of mine once sent me a post card with a picture of the entire planet Earth taken from space. On the back it said, 'Wish you were here.'" -Steven Wright